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Old 06-15-2007, 01:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
SKYtime
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How about this one:

Japanese Fart

**A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him. **

**So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's
clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. **

**She looked up and said: "Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so
happy back hole laugh out loud."**
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