[Texas Red Line]

Originally Posted by SKYtime

How about this one:

Japanese Fart

**A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him. **

**So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's
clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. **

**She looked up and said: "Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so
happy back hole laugh out loud."**