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Old 06-22-2007, 12:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A guy shows up at work with a black eye ...

his co-workers ask him what happen. He says "would you believe I got it in church?" "How" ask his buddies. "Well the lady in the pew in front of me got up to sing and I noticed her dress was tucked up between her cheeks, so I reach over and pulled it out and she turned and punched me in the eye."
The following Monday he shows up at work with his other eye black and blue. "Now tell us how the heck you got this one fella" his buddies busted on him. "Would you believe in church again?" he mourns. "I am seated behind that same lady and she rises to sing and her dress is stuck between her cheeks again when the guy next to me reaches over and pulls it out ... I sure know she hates that ... sooo I reached over and tucked her dress back between her cheeks ... yea .. she turned and punched me instead of the guy standing next to me." "I plan to sit in another pew this Sunday".

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