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An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
>"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex
>with Nookie Green twice last month."
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>The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
>Hail Mary's."
>
>Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has
>been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie
>Green twice a week for the last two months."
>
>This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
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>"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
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>"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
>
>At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
>sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous redhead woman enters
>the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as
>she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the
>priest Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
>green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
>matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread
>apart.
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>The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
>
>The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's
>just the reflection off her shoes.
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