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Old 08-18-2007, 11:38 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by RMFNSKY View Post
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything...
OMG!! That Was Too Funny!!
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