A guy walks into a bar with a sack over his shoulder, he tosses the sack on the bar and proclaims that he is the toughest SOB in the bar and can prove it.
He takes a big ole snapping turtle out of the bag, unzips his zipper and lets the turtle bite his ----.
After a minute or so he pokes the turtle in the eyes and it lets go, so he puts it back in the bag, and asks if anyone in the bar is tough enough to try it?
A little old guy in the back of the bar says I’ll try it if you promise not to poke me in the eyes.
