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Originally Posted by ihawk95
I've only ever been pulled over once, never gotten a ticket, so I've never even come close. I do stupid stuff every now and then, but I'm the good girl that doesn't get caught!! Sometimes I'm the bad girl in the good girl package!!  |
reminds me of the grannie joke
Grannie has her own Heritage softtail...want to join the Outlaws
Goes to the biker bar and walks in.
Big ugly guys says "what are you doing in OUR Bar"
Grannie: I've come to join your Club
BUG: yeah right...where's your hog?
Grannie: right outside
BUG looks...Damn
BUG: not good enough...gotta have the leathers
Grannie: in the saddle bags...go look
BUG looks - damn
BUG: (loosing patience) Gotta have tattoos
Grannie: drops trou...shows tattoos on butt
BUG: sighing - Damn
BUG: OK ...one last question....you ever get picked up by the fuzz?
Grannie: no...but i got swung around the room by my T*Ts a few times