[ihawk95]

Originally Posted by Druid-2

reminds me of the grannie joke

Grannie has her own Heritage softtail...want to join the Outlaws

Goes to the biker bar and walks in.
Big ugly guys says "what are you doing in OUR Bar"

Grannie: I've come to join your Club
BUG: yeah right...where's your hog?
Grannie: right outside
BUG looks...Damn
BUG: not good enough...gotta have the leathers
Grannie: in the saddle bags...go look
BUG looks - damn
BUG: (loosing patience) Gotta have tattoos
Grannie: drops trou...shows tattoos on butt
BUG: sighing - Damn

BUG: OK ...one last question....you ever get picked up by the fuzz?
Grannie: no...but i got swung around the room by my T*Ts a few times

As soon as I read fuzz, I could guess what was coming next!!