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Dusty Underwear
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we
should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?"

She replied with a snicker.. "It's not talcum powder... It's Miracle Grow."