I woke up from a rite nice nap tha other day ta Cera, Melody's daughter axin me where tha changer was. Tha changer bean the channel selector fir the TV. Well I dun opened my eyes ta a blue and green face talkin ta me an I thunk tha Martians had invaded. I screamed an likened ta drop kick her fore she said ...Skip..where is the changer?...I dun found it under me where I fell asleep on it...Fir a second I had my heart stop lookin at what she called a face mask. I called it war paint ....Skip....

