[Texas Red Line]

Originally Posted by LeloSKYLANM

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice
hotel for
their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a
good
strong bed."

The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets
used to it.

Good one