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Old 06-12-2008, 02:28 AM   #343 (permalink)
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through a canyon when they see a tribe of Native Americans coming toward them. "They don't look friendly, Tonto," says the Lone Ranger. Those are Apaches," says Tonto "Angry over the treatment by soldiers. They are out for blood. They turn around only to see another tribe coming at them from the south. "They don't look happy either, says the Lone Ranger. Those are Sioux," says Tonto, "Angry over treatment by settlers. They, too are out for blood. They start riding west and see another tribe. the Lone Ranger says, "Who are they? These are Cherokee says Tonto and they are angry about forced settlement on reservations. They also are out for blood. They turn around and ride east and see one more tribe coming at them. They are effectively boxed in. Tonto explains, "These are collected war councils, they are angry about everything! Realizing they don't have a chance of getting out of their predicament alive, the Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Well, at least I'll go down with my trusted friend at my side." Tontto says, "Are you talking to me, white man?"
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