Custody of the children[joke]

[wt2ga]

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

Both parents wanted complete custody, but the mother was the first to speak. She leaped to her feet and made her claim to the judge. She argued that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man was stuck. He also wanted custody of his children, but couldn't think of a good argument. Soon, the judge asked for his justification for getting full custody.

After a long silence, the man finally came up with an explanation. He slowly rose from his chair and replied

Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a soda comes out, does the soda belong to me or to the machine?"

[tolaiz]

Originally Posted by wt2ga

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

Both parents wanted complete custody, but the mother was the first to speak. She leaped to her feet and made her claim to the judge. She argued that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man was stuck. He also wanted custody of his children, but couldn't think of a good argument. Soon, the judge asked for his justification for getting full custody.

After a long silence, the man finally came up with an explanation. He slowly rose from his chair and replied

Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a soda comes out, does the soda belong to me or to the machine?"

I loved it, what a great come back!!!

Terry

[SkyBaby]

OMG... i am STILL LAUGHING.... i guess laughter is the best medicine... . i am starting to feel better... TY TY...SkyBaby-07