The Funniest Sad Story Every

**JohnD** · 04-23-2007, 12:52 PM

Can you say "Irony"?

I just came across this from a random source, and it just cracks me up to no end:

Quote:

Death by Drowning at a Lifeguards’ Party.

In 1985, to celebrate their first drowning-free season ever, the lifeguards of the New Orleans recreation department decided to throw themselves a party.

When the party ended, a 31-year-old guest named Jerome Moody was found dead on the bottom of the recreation department’s pool.

There were four lifeguards on duty and more than half of the 200 party-goers were themselves lifeguards!

The money line in this whole article was that the party was held "to celebrate their first drowning-free season ever."

I find that hilarious.

I know. I am a sick, sick man.

**Skip** · 04-23-2007, 01:31 PM

And you thought I was a sick puppy....Skip..

SKYtime · 04-23-2007, 02:51 PM

Wow! That's just nuts!

**LeloSKYLANM** · 04-24-2007, 02:35 AM

EEEK!!!
OK, no response,,,,,

ineedmorebotox · 04-25-2007, 01:32 AM

oh yeah you are totally twisted. Are you perhaps in medicine ????

**JohnD** · 04-25-2007, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ineedmorebotox

oh yeah you are totally twisted. Are you perhaps in medicine ????

Worse. Software.

04-23-2007, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-24-2007, 02:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
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04-25-2007, 01:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
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