HONK! joke

[SkyBaby]

Please dont take offense anyone... but this is so cute.....


The other day i went to a religious bookstore , when i saw a HONK IF YOU

LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put in on the back bumper of my

car and i am glad i did! What and uplifting experience that followed:

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about

the Lord and did not notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker

REALLY WORKED....! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy

behind me started to honk like crazy. He must have really loved the Lord

because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled." Jesus Christ" as

loud as he could. It was like being at a football game with him shouting, "GO

JESUS CHRIST GO!!". Everyone else started honking too, so, i

leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There

must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him

yelling something about a sunny beach and waving in a funny way with only

his middle finger stuck in the air. I asked my two kids what this meant. They

kinda squirmed and looked at each other, giggled, and told me that it was the

Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out of my window and gave him the

same good luck sign. A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the

moment, that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet

they wanted to pray, but just then i noticed that the light had changed and

stepped on the gas. It was a good thing that i did, because i was the only

driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there

and i leaned out of the window , gave them a big smile and held up the

Hawaiian good luck sign as i drove away. Praise the Lord for such

wonderful folks....... Name withheld because of possible publicity.


SkyBaby-07

[NCRedLine]

That was hillarious!!

[wt2ga]

The Hawaiian Good Luck Remedy



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The Hawaiian Good Luck Remedy!

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[SKYtime]

That was funny.

[Seagull]

Originally Posted by NCRedLine

That was hillarious!!

Originally Posted by SkyBaby

Please dont take offense anyone...

The bumper sticker REALLY WORKED....! I found lots of people who love Jesus. honk. Everyone else started honking too

I leaned out of the window , gave them a big smile and held up the

Hawaiian good luck sign as i drove away. SkyBaby-07

Way to go SkyBaby.