Lawyers for lonely wives

chris67 · 05-27-2006, 08:25 AM

Does your husband obsess all day over his new Sky?

Do you catch him looking longingly at his Sky brochure and making vrooming noises?

Do you find photos of Skys in sexy poses on his computer?

Are there endless calls on your phone bill to Saturn?

Are you a lonely Sky wife?

Then call 1 800-sky-wife and our crack team of lawyers will free you from this torture.....

We'll take him to the cleaners. All for a low low fee.

And with a sexy new convertable...

Trading in your husband for a new car and that sexy tennis pro at the club
PRICELESS!

**rick112** · 05-27-2006, 11:25 AM

I love it!

Don't let my wife read this post! Of course there are some husbands out there that don't get to see their wives since the Sky arrived. Has anyone seen Angelqute1 or Skybaby around.

jrarant · 05-27-2006, 05:22 PM

Let's hope this is only for wives. I deffinately don't want my husband to be able to call this number!

SkyRae · 05-27-2006, 06:27 PM

Sorry, but it is reverse at our house!! I'm the one who obsesses over the wait for my Sky; however, my husband keeps coming up with creative excuses of why HE should drive the Sky!!

kit · 05-27-2006, 11:19 PM

We're both getting a thrill from our new SKY. This evening was perfect convertible weather. We drove it all over downtown Indpls. Huge crowds in town for the Indy 500... the SKY sure got a lot of attention.

nighttripper · 05-28-2006, 07:41 AM

It started out as mine but like all good things it ended up ours

SkyBaby · 05-29-2006, 10:29 PM

Ok all.... i have been up at our cabin near ludington michigan since thursday... and... yes RICK.. MY HUBBY MAY NEED THAT HELP TOO... hehehe.. does it also extend to husbands?? not just wives??? We had a GREAT time out on the boat.. will post pics probably tomorrow...... Hope everyones holiday was safe...SkyBaby-07

agirltrucker · 05-29-2006, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrarant

Let's hope this is only for wives. I deffinately don't want my husband to be able to call this number!

Im with you. SHHHH lets not show this to our husbands...

SkyBaby · 05-29-2006, 11:36 PM

HI GIRL... miss ya... call me....... SkyBaby-07

agirltrucker · 05-30-2006, 10:45 PM

Hi baby, will call ya tomorrow. Miss ya too....

**Skip** · 05-31-2006, 12:00 AM

Now ladies there is too much of those female harmonicas floating around here, on this thread. It is going to upset the balance of the redline thread......Skip...tippping the whole thread on its side....

05-27-2006, 08:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
chris67 First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN. Posts: 495 My Photos: (0)	Lawyers for lonely wives Does your husband obsess all day over his new Sky? Do you catch him looking longingly at his Sky brochure and making vrooming noises? Do you find photos of Skys in sexy poses on his computer? Are there endless calls on your phone bill to Saturn? Are you a lonely Sky wife? Then call 1 800-sky-wife and our crack team of lawyers will free you from this torture..... We'll take him to the cleaners. All for a low low fee. And with a sexy new convertable... Trading in your husband for a new car and that sexy tennis pro at the club PRICELESS!

05-27-2006, 11:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
rick112 Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,190 My Photos: (0)	I love it! Don't let my wife read this post! Of course there are some husbands out there that don't get to see their wives since the Sky arrived. Has anyone seen Angelqute1 or Skybaby around. __________________ Chili Pepper Red & Tan VIN 4927 Preorder July/05 Ordered January 23/06 Preferenced May 22/06 TPW July 10/06 Built July 11/06 Shipped July 14/06 Invoiced July 17/06 At dealership July 31/06 My driveway August 2/06

05-27-2006, 05:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
jrarant First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 362 My Photos: (9)	Let's hope this is only for wives. I deffinately don't want my husband to be able to call this number! __________________ Midnight Blue, Black Top/Leather VIN: 2773 Del 06/08/06 RIP 08/12/06 Forest Green, Redline, Black Top, Tan Interior Deposit - 08/18/06 Ordered 05/25/07 Born 06/18/07 Delivered: 07/12/07 2008 At the Dragon 2008 Southeastern Meet

05-27-2006, 06:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
SkyRae First 2000 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 27 My Photos: (0)	Sorry, but it is reverse at our house!! I'm the one who obsesses over the wait for my Sky; however, my husband keeps coming up with creative excuses of why HE should drive the Sky!! __________________ SkyRae Ordered 4-25-06 Silver Graphite/Black Leather/Premium 5 Speed Manual Spoiler Monsoon/6 CD/MP3/XM Chrome wheels Splash Guards

05-28-2006, 07:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
nighttripper First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ingersoll On. Canada Posts: 1,152 My Photos: (1)	It started out as mine but like all good things it ended up ours __________________ 2.4L Midnight Blue, Premium Interior, MP3/Stereo, LSD MODS-Magnaflow 2.5" Quad Tips C/B Exhaust, Redline Rear Valance, KS Windscreen, SMS Header,PCMforless tune, Saturn Sky Floor Mats, KS M1 Wheels, Falken 452 tires........Looking to get BOOSTED

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05-27-2006, 11:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
kit First 2000 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 27 My Photos: (0)	We're both getting a thrill from our new SKY. This evening was perfect convertible weather. We drove it all over downtown Indpls. Huge crowds in town for the Indy 500... the SKY sure got a lot of attention.

05-29-2006, 10:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
SkyBaby First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Somewhere In The SKY! Posts: 7,547 My Photos: (13)	Ok all.... i have been up at our cabin near ludington michigan since thursday... and... yes RICK.. MY HUBBY MAY NEED THAT HELP TOO... hehehe.. does it also extend to husbands?? not just wives??? We had a GREAT time out on the boat.. will post pics probably tomorrow...... Hope everyones holiday was safe...SkyBaby-07 __________________ Whats NOT to Love??? www.kappascoasttocoast.com www.kustomkaps.com http://www.myspace.com/skybabymissy

05-29-2006, 11:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
SkyBaby First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Somewhere In The SKY! Posts: 7,547 My Photos: (13)	HI GIRL... miss ya... call me....... SkyBaby-07 __________________ Whats NOT to Love??? www.kappascoasttocoast.com www.kustomkaps.com http://www.myspace.com/skybabymissy

05-30-2006, 10:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
agirltrucker First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Az Posts: 1,205 My Photos: (4)	Hi baby, will call ya tomorrow. Miss ya too.... __________________ Midnight Blue/vin #189 Leather Package Manuel 6 Disc-XM Chrome Wheels Stubby Wheel Locks Delivered 5/12 Personalized Plate - MY07SKY Ordered Red Line 11-18-06 Traded in base Sky, RL in DRIVEWAY 2/24

05-31-2006, 12:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Skip First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: deep in the land of cotton where good times there are not forgotten Posts: 4,736 My Photos: (0)	Now ladies there is too much of those female harmonicas floating around here, on this thread. It is going to upset the balance of the redline thread......Skip...tippping the whole thread on its side.... __________________ Resident Redneck of the forum and Birthday Greeter Keep on the sunny side of life It tant Christmas without Christ.

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