Saying of the day. - Page 3

LostKnight · 12-04-2007, 04:16 PM

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those that know binary numbers. And those that don't.

SkySoldier · 12-04-2007, 05:00 PM

If you can't laugh at yourself, you can be damn sure everyone else is laughing at you.

Darkwing · 12-04-2007, 05:32 PM

It's ok to prick your finger....Just don't finger your prick.

**Texas Red Line** · 12-04-2007, 06:26 PM

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse

Va_Sky · 12-04-2007, 08:49 PM

Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway. George Carlin.

jayman · 12-04-2007, 10:08 PM

With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams...like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.

oakfarm · 12-05-2007, 06:30 AM

You can pick your friends ---and you can pick your nose ---- but you can't pick your friends nose.

CJsSky · 12-05-2007, 07:34 AM

If all else fails, get a bigger hammer.

If the hammer fails, may I suggest S&W, Colt or Remington.

**Texas Red Line** · 12-05-2007, 10:49 AM

The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!

Chemist · 12-05-2007, 11:09 AM

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

--Chemist (proud member of the National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support!) )

MidniteBlues · 12-05-2007, 05:04 PM

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

flyingz · 12-05-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayman

With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams...like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.

or become governor of california

coopcj7 · 12-05-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chemist

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

--Chemist (proud member of the National Sarcasm Society (like we need YOUR support!) )

Thanks that took me back to my ol chemistry finals in high school.... even thought that was only 6 years ago

denette · 12-05-2007, 05:58 PM

Here's my quote...
Remember...Money can't buy happiness but it can mitigate a sufficient number of negative alternatives as to improve the probability of a positive emotional state....
Denette

MrSmoker · 12-05-2007, 06:57 PM

Love makes the world go around,but money greases the wheel.

**WVSooner** · 12-06-2007, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jnag698

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

Sorry............. wrong thread.

Call me!!!

Oh shoot, Sky Wife might see this....

[Disregard. I just found out jnag is a guy.

]

**WVSooner** · 12-06-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayman

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...

Isn't there some irony to posting this saying on this board?!?!

**WVSooner** · 12-06-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip

When I was young and would ask dumb questions my old man would counter with " Why is a cat " I would look kind of stupid at him and he would say " It makes as much sense as the question you just asked me " I learned right then to think about my questions before I asked....Skip...

My father's version - whenever someone asks you for something and you don't want to give it to them, tell them you are using it "to tie up your milk" because any excuse is good enough when you don't want to do something.

**Texas Red Line** · 12-06-2007, 11:25 AM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

MidniteBlues · 12-06-2007, 11:53 AM

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

Tight Lines · 12-06-2007, 12:37 PM

Never tell people your problems, half of them don't care, and the other half think you deserve it!

TL

**Texas Red Line** · 12-06-2007, 06:14 PM

Ninty percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name

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