Time Check for Skip and D2 - Page 7

ihawk95 · 03-30-2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip

Everybody that has a WR from Robert is going to put theirs up as a tribute to him for the month of April. I just did mine early....Skip...

Oh!! That's awesome!! Way to go Skip!!!

Druid-2 · 04-09-2008, 11:31 AM

guess there won't be much activity here till 05-01-08

**Skip** · 04-09-2008, 02:38 PM

D2 , I just might get a wild hair up my butt and change my avatar just so that I can go Nah nah nah to GWG....Skip...

Druid-2 · 04-09-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip

D2 , I just might get a wild hair up my butt ..Skip...

you mean like this? that might hurt (unless you are into that kinda stuff?)

dengel · 04-09-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip

D2 , I just might get a wild hair up my butt and change my avatar just so that I can go Nah nah nah to GWG....Skip...

Hey, Skip, perhaps you can find a friend who is good with Photoshop to change your Windrestrictor avatar by adding a bunny sitting on your car next to your WR.

**reedred** · 04-09-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Druid-2

you mean like this? that might hurt (unless you are into that kinda stuff?)

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If you go that route, make sure the cap is on or the thick end goes in first. Otherwise, a friend who I believe has every reason to know from first hand experience said the suction will tear you apart.

**Skip** · 04-09-2008, 11:45 PM

I figured that iffen the bottle was full and you upended it into the brown orifice that it would be like colon cleanse and or an enema...Skip...as long as it don't shoot out my mouth going backwards through my gut track...eeewww

ihawk95 · 04-11-2008, 09:07 AM

So this is what I missed!!!

I tried to login the other night from the hotel, but the internet crashed just as I clicked on this thread!!!

Question...wouldn't the cap kinda hurt on the way back out?

dengel · 04-11-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by reedred

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If you go that route, make sure the cap is on or the thick end goes in first. Otherwise, a friend who I believe has every reason to know from first hand experience said the suction will tear you apart.

I think you're supposed to shake it first!

The following is an excerpt from snopes, and is actually in regards to soda rather than beer, but you get the idea.

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Coke (and Dr Pepper in the Southern States) douches have been part of contraceptive lore at least since the 1950s... Back in the 1950s and 1960s, this method of parenthood prevention proved somewhat popular because not only was it cheap and universally available at a time when reliable birth control methods were hard to come by, but it also came in its own handy "shake and shoot" disposable applicator. After intercourse, the girl would uncap a warm Coke, put her thumb over the mouth of the bottle, shake up the beverage, then insert the neck of the bottle in her vagina and move her thumb out of the way. The warm well-shaken Coke became an effervescent spermicidal douche, with the traditional (at that time) six-ounce bottle providing what was deemed to be just the right amount for one application.

This use has more to do with clean-up after recreation rather than being a means of recreation in and of itself, of course.

Druid-2 · 04-11-2008, 01:26 PM

the original inference was not douching....it was rectal

dengel · 04-11-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Druid-2

the original inference was not douching....it was rectal

Yes, I know, hence the disclaimer regarding clean-up versus recreation.

The point I was trying to make was that the shaking would create an over-pressure condition instead of a vacuum, alleviating the problem Reed was describing.

Druid-2 · 04-11-2008, 01:53 PM

gotcha

according to GWG I've had a cob up my butt lately

**reedred** · 04-11-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dengel

Yes, I know, hence the disclaimer regarding clean-up versus recreation.

The point I was trying to make was that the shaking would create an over-pressure condition instead of a vacuum, alleviating the problem Reed was describing.

When the topic came up in conversation, my friend Helen was referring to an empty bottle that was in front of us. I chose not to think about it too long and left the bar shortly thereafter.

Later that night, she took her teeth out and swallowed a large double-ended gel "massager," so I guess I left just in time!

Taking a moment to ponder it now, I don't see how too much air could escape on the way in and wouldn't think there's too much potential for a vacuum. I'm still not going to try it on anyone to find out. I assure you all- she was very convincing!

ihawk95 · 04-11-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Druid-2

gotcha

according to GWG I've had a cob up my butt lately

That you have!!

It's only a small cob right now...a popcorn cob. Shelled of course! I'm sure it'll switch to a full size ear by the end of next week. Then probably a cob the size of one of those foam corn head things the Husker fans wear...(and an occasional Iowa fan.

But not me...I swear! I have The Claw!!!

)!!!

ihawk95 · 04-11-2008, 11:42 PM

I'm still curious about the cap on an unopened bottle.

**Skip** · 04-11-2008, 11:53 PM

I can remember way back when using a corn cob to get the most off your butt and then using a Sears Rolling in Bucks catalog to take care of the finer butt stuff. That was before indoor plumbing...Dang I am old...Skip...I can remember a two seater and thinking one seat up for pee and another down for the women....

ihawk95 · 04-12-2008, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip

I can remember way back when using a corn cob to get the most off your butt and then using a Sears Rolling in Bucks catalog to take care of the finer butt stuff. That was before indoor plumbing...Dang I am old...Skip...I can remember a two seater and thinking one seat up for pee and another down for the women....

We had an old outhouse growing up. It was behind the garage. No longer in service though. (I had some of you there for a sec didn't I?)

But you're right, Skip. I believe that's what people used back in the day!

Ouch! I'd be breaking out all the time! The chaff makes me itch! Let alone the rough texture!

**Skip** · 04-12-2008, 02:03 AM

You soaked the cobs in water. Heck a dry cob would be worse than poison ivy...Skip...

Darkwing · 04-12-2008, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip

You soaked the cobs in water. Heck a dry cob would be worse than poison ivy...Skip...

Did ya soak 'em in a bucket? Or did ya just tie a string to 'em and lower them down the hole?

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Skip First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: deep in the land of cotton where good times there are not forgotten Posts: 4,736 My Photos: (0)	D2 , I just might get a wild hair up my butt and change my avatar just so that I can go Nah nah nah to GWG....Skip... __________________ Resident Redneck of the forum and Birthday Greeter Keep on the sunny side of life It tant Christmas without Christ.

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Skip First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: deep in the land of cotton where good times there are not forgotten Posts: 4,736 My Photos: (0)	I figured that iffen the bottle was full and you upended it into the brown orifice that it would be like colon cleanse and or an enema...Skip...as long as it don't shoot out my mouth going backwards through my gut track...eeewww __________________ Resident Redneck of the forum and Birthday Greeter Keep on the sunny side of life It tant Christmas without Christ.

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ihawk95 First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle of Nowhere Illinois Posts: 1,920 My Photos: (0)	So this is what I missed!!! I tried to login the other night from the hotel, but the internet crashed just as I clicked on this thread!!! Question...wouldn't the cap kinda hurt on the way back out? __________________ aka - "Gang Warfare Girl" or GWG Just doing my thingy... :) Root For Soup!!! Sky Sol Sister - 2006 Solstice "Cookie" (I think?? Thanks Skip!! :) ) Delivered 11/30/05 Fully Loaded except XM and On-Star including Perm-a-Grin!

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04-11-2008, 01:53 PM	#192 (permalink)
Druid-2 First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NE OHIO Posts: 611 My Photos: (0)	gotcha according to GWG I've had a cob up my butt lately __________________ **************** SOL-ibate till at least late March !!!! T2TR-DOUBLE HEADER OCT. 11, 2008**

04-11-2008, 11:42 PM	#195 (permalink)
ihawk95 First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle of Nowhere Illinois Posts: 1,920 My Photos: (0)	I'm still curious about the cap on an unopened bottle. __________________ aka - "Gang Warfare Girl" or GWG Just doing my thingy... :) Root For Soup!!! Sky Sol Sister - 2006 Solstice "Cookie" (I think?? Thanks Skip!! :) ) Delivered 11/30/05 Fully Loaded except XM and On-Star including Perm-a-Grin!

04-11-2008, 11:53 PM	#196 (permalink)
Skip First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: deep in the land of cotton where good times there are not forgotten Posts: 4,736 My Photos: (0)	I can remember way back when using a corn cob to get the most off your butt and then using a Sears Rolling in Bucks catalog to take care of the finer butt stuff. That was before indoor plumbing...Dang I am old...Skip...I can remember a two seater and thinking one seat up for pee and another down for the women.... __________________ Resident Redneck of the forum and Birthday Greeter Keep on the sunny side of life It tant Christmas without Christ.

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Skip First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: deep in the land of cotton where good times there are not forgotten Posts: 4,736 My Photos: (0)	You soaked the cobs in water. Heck a dry cob would be worse than poison ivy...Skip... __________________ Resident Redneck of the forum and Birthday Greeter Keep on the sunny side of life It tant Christmas without Christ.

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