Barry's In Jail

[Barry]

Ok. Ok. Sorry but yesterday was very busy. Now for the story. I did some research as a result of the previous SEMA show. I liked the Red Sky from RK Sport. I printed several pics to view to help me decide. I liked the spoiler they offered..but as you know..you simply are'nt sure until you see it in person. The Body shop manager of my local dealership was at Sema and when I asked him about it he said the spoiler looked awesom. So my wife and sons knew I was interested so a call was made to Rk and was told it would not be available to ship till the 1st of the year....in addition the Carbon fiber one was disontinued. I also was interested in the side skirts and after some research found that they will not work on that car. You see the battery, if replacement is needed, can only be removed by removing the outside quarter panel just behind the right front wheel. That's why we have the joint on the lower side of the body. I called RK and they weren't aware of that issue. They are now redesigning the skirts. So, I needed a oil change and my son offered to take my Sky in for that. When I got home from work..."Surprise"...there it was. I don't think either one heard the shot but I am told they will recover nicely. The Detention Deputies let me use the computer today..that was nice of them. They think I can got off by reason of mental anguish. After looking at the pics, when I get out of here I think I'll paint it to match the car. The top of the spoiler is the new color Charcoal metalic, the same that is available on the new Saturn Outlook. It just draws to much attention to the wing...but I am gonna keep it....just tone it down a notch....after all it was a gift and I dont want to seem inconsiderate.... I sure hope they they will be ok. Merry Christmas everyone...from Barry ( detained in the Pasco County jail)
The story you just read is fictional and some names were changed to protect my butt.

I think I'll do the silver Bi-Spoiler next...what do ya think!
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[marlboromike]

I just returned from court and asked the Judge to exonerate the bail I posted....You r back to REMAND

[skywulf]

Barry, Barry, if your son doesn't know the difference between an oil change and a spoiler install...how can we be sure it is his fault? I don't know buddy, your defense sounds kind of weak....

[marlboromike]

Barry will plead...NO CONTEST....I believe he is going to be sentenced to community service.

[kwayne]

yeah, he has to clean up after skip's dogs