Conversations with cows while watching grass grow and

StarlightSky · 08-17-2006, 10:46 PM

I'm fascinated with new experiences. I also often find myself avoiding what appear to be aimlessly wandering diatribes. On occasion though I have been known to wander into new areas not realizing the potential for truly awe inspiring revelations.
I am experiencing one at the moment having just finished a brain numbing conversation with what I can only surmise is a cow in a Man Costume! I have tried my best to reason with the cow, point out salient points of how an order number is tracked and done everything for the cow except attempt to tip it and take over it's computer myself to find out a status of my order.
After a number of attempts to hold meaningful conversation with the cow I am resigned to the fact that the cow will not be able to operate the keyboards or follow instructions in english. I am only hoping that as I set here writing and watching grass grow while drinking a margarita, that the cow will at least recognize the object of my desire when it does arrive at the cows dealership and CALL ME!
I intend to eat more beef in the future now....
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Ernest · 08-17-2006, 10:58 PM

That was very "MOO-VING!!!!!

StarlightSky · 08-17-2006, 11:00 PM

Ernest you made me laugh!

Thanks my friend!

GaryH · 08-18-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by StarlightSky

I'm fascinated with new experiences. I also often find myself avoiding what appear to be aimlessly wandering diatribes. On occasion though I have been known to wander into new areas not realizing the potential for truly awe inspiring revelations.
I am experiencing one at the moment having just finished a brain numbing conversation with what I can only surmise is a cow in a Man Costume! I have tried my best to reason with the cow, point out salient points of how an order number is tracked and done everything for the cow except attempt to tip it and take over it's computer myself to find out a status of my order.
After a number of attempts to hold meaningful conversation with the cow I am resigned to the fact that the cow will not be able to operate the keyboards or follow instructions in english. I am only hoping that as I set here writing and watching grass grow while drinking a margarita, that the cow will at least recognize the object of my desire when it does arrive at the cows dealership and CALL ME!
I intend to eat more beef in the future now....
Imaged 23/06/06
KGKH3X
BUILD WEEK! 31JUL06 – 06AUG06
...update????
Midnight Blue
Tan Leather Inserts
Tan Top
Manual
LSD
6 Disc Monsoon
Chromed 18 in wheels
Windscreen
Wheel locks
Cold Air Intake

You don't need to eat more beef. Just drink more margaritas.

StarlightSky · 08-18-2006, 12:31 AM

One pitcher down, mixin' another. Wife went to see the kids in San Diego, I gotta hold down the fort!

kainman · 08-18-2006, 12:52 PM

Yes that is the key to drink more margritas....I have found that cows tend to be very hard to get along with or understand if you do not have the right mix of acohol in your system....here in Texas it is beef and margritas

Mark in INdiana · 08-18-2006, 01:07 PM

The sense of humor you guys have is utterly crazy !!!!

pdxskygirl · 08-18-2006, 01:26 PM

Or better yet, udderly crazy. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Lisa

StarlightSky · 08-18-2006, 01:28 PM

Pdxskygirl that was pretty "Punny"

SkyBaby · 08-18-2006, 02:57 PM

If you happen to fix too many margaritas... take some to the cows... i know pony's like BASS BEER......SkyBaby-07

08-17-2006, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
StarlightSky First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tracy, Ca Posts: 691 My Photos: (0)	Conversations with cows while watching grass grow and I'm fascinated with new experiences. I also often find myself avoiding what appear to be aimlessly wandering diatribes. On occasion though I have been known to wander into new areas not realizing the potential for truly awe inspiring revelations. I am experiencing one at the moment having just finished a brain numbing conversation with what I can only surmise is a cow in a Man Costume! I have tried my best to reason with the cow, point out salient points of how an order number is tracked and done everything for the cow except attempt to tip it and take over it's computer myself to find out a status of my order. After a number of attempts to hold meaningful conversation with the cow I am resigned to the fact that the cow will not be able to operate the keyboards or follow instructions in english. I am only hoping that as I set here writing and watching grass grow while drinking a margarita, that the cow will at least recognize the object of my desire when it does arrive at the cows dealership and CALL ME! I intend to eat more beef in the future now.... Imaged 23/06/06 KGKH3X BUILD WEEK! 31JUL06 – 06AUG06 ...update???? Midnight Blue Tan Leather Inserts Tan Top Manual LSD 6 Disc Monsoon Chromed 18 in wheels Windscreen Wheel locks Cold Air Intake

08-17-2006, 10:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ernest First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arlington, TEXAS Posts: 4,297 My Photos: (10)	That was very "MOO-VING!!!!! __________________ ERNEST '04 Torch Red Corvette Coupe '07 Corvette Z06 "Scarlett" Victory Red 555.6 rwhp / 485.5 rwt N/A - No Spray Myspace www.myspace.com/ernest06z06 Scarlett's 10.97 @ 127 Video www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWEaFz9hn8s

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pdxskygirl First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Columbia City, Oregon Posts: 71 My Photos: (0)	Or better yet, udderly crazy. Sorry, couldn't resist. Lisa __________________ Chili Pepper Red, Magnaflow Quad Tip Dual exhaust, spoiler, chrome wheels, Kappa CAI, leather, Monsoon, Onstar, Wind screen, splash guards, Theftmark etching, automatic transmission delivered 6/6/06!

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SkyBaby First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Somewhere In The SKY! Posts: 7,549 My Photos: (13)	If you happen to fix too many margaritas... take some to the cows... i know pony's like BASS BEER......SkyBaby-07 __________________ Whats NOT to Love??? www.kappascoasttocoast.com www.kustomkaps.com http://www.myspace.com/skybabymissy

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08-17-2006, 11:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
StarlightSky First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tracy, Ca Posts: 691 My Photos: (0)	Ernest you made me laugh! Thanks my friend!

08-18-2006, 12:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
StarlightSky First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tracy, Ca Posts: 691 My Photos: (0)	One pitcher down, mixin' another. Wife went to see the kids in San Diego, I gotta hold down the fort!

08-18-2006, 12:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
kainman First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 127 My Photos: (0)	Yes that is the key to drink more margritas....I have found that cows tend to be very hard to get along with or understand if you do not have the right mix of acohol in your system....here in Texas it is beef and margritas

08-18-2006, 01:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mark in INdiana First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North Central INdiana Posts: 97 My Photos: (0)	The sense of humor you guys have is utterly crazy !!!!

08-18-2006, 01:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
StarlightSky First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tracy, Ca Posts: 691 My Photos: (0)	Pdxskygirl that was pretty "Punny"

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