Why I won't parallel park...

OldmansSky · 08-02-2007, 08:42 PM

Cause I watch this lady wedge her SUV into this spot. Took her a while but she just backed up until she hit the Chrysler 300 and pushed it back a couple of inches then pulled forward until contacting the BMW and pushed it forward a couple inches. Both cars would rock back into position so she just repeated the exercise until it was in. She hit the cars a total of twelve times, each time moving them a couple of inches.

I just had to get a picture.

MidniteBlues · 08-02-2007, 08:54 PM

She best be glad I didn't see this biacth do that IF I was parked there. Either way, her SUV gets the aluminum baseball bat treatment, anybody with me?? BYOB--:

lol:

nscrbug · 08-02-2007, 08:57 PM

She'd be coming back out to a silver SUV with 4 FLAT TIRES if that was my car parked behind or in front of her.

SkyBaby · 08-02-2007, 10:13 PM

Yikes.... she would be in ALOT of hot water.... WHAT A NUT! some folks just should not have a DL. SkyBaby

stevemr2 · 08-02-2007, 10:16 PM

A perfect argument for capital punishment if you ask me.

jayman · 08-02-2007, 10:18 PM

Some people are just BEGGING to get their vehicle keyed...even Antonio would have to agree

GetAboutRL · 08-02-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MidniteBlues

She best be glad I didn't see this biacth do that IF I was parked there. Either way, her SUV gets the aluminum baseball bat treatment, anybody with me?? BYOB--:

lol:

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**SKYRCKT** · 08-02-2007, 10:22 PM

That is a great photo! What would make it even better is if you could pan out with the camera and see several open parking spaces a few cars away to show the absolute absurd and impatient nature of folks like this.

ihawk95 · 08-02-2007, 10:35 PM

How the heck did she even get in there?!? She only has inches!! I can't believe she was able to swing her front end in and not completely clobber the bumper on the BMW!

OldmansSky · 08-02-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SKYRCKT

That is a great photo! What would make it even better is if you could pan out with the camera and see several open parking spaces a few cars away to show the absolute absurd and impatient nature of folks like this.

I was sitting on my balcony watching all the people pull up to try and just drive off. None would fit but because Oldtown was having a big night with fireworks parking was scarce.

Luckily my condo is surrounded by off street parking. We had the tow company busy that night taking the interlopers away. No free parking here.

LANDSCAPE · 08-02-2007, 10:52 PM

The ideal thing to have done would be to take a good floor jack down there, lift her SUV and move it out into the street and double park it. Then sit back and video the thing getting towed.

Put a note on the windshield of the 300 & BMW giving them only the link to the video.

Watching it over & over on You Tube: Priceless

marlboromike · 08-02-2007, 11:10 PM

She must have that new Lexus self parking system...

..not laughing

1812 · 08-03-2007, 04:49 AM

Double park it first, then the 4 flatties.

And yes, this post definitely calls for my fave Smilie:

YellowSky · 08-03-2007, 07:38 AM

BTW the car in front is a volvo...

CJsSky · 08-03-2007, 07:48 AM

How about replacing the two cars with a couple of cement trucks. Then watch the video of her trying to get out. Bet that little SUV won't move those a couple intchs.

SKY 4 ME · 08-03-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jayman

Some people are just BEGGING to get their vehicle keyed...even Antonio would have to agree

I agree. If it was my car, I'd have keyed every body panel on that thing.

xmicro_Redline · 08-03-2007, 08:35 AM

Maybe she didn't even bump the other 2 cars and she just has mad skills!

This Definately Calls for a Banana in the Tailpipe!

GetAboutRL · 08-03-2007, 09:09 AM

I saw ...

... where a guy ripped open two packet's of maple syrup and spread it on the windshield and driver's door handle

, another time a guy spit on the driver's door handle

, poured pee into the window left slightly open

and finally ... scouped up fresh dog droppings on a stick and smeared it on the door handles and windshield

... oh, do you carry long nails?

07_SKY_RL · 08-03-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by OldmansSky

Cause I watch this lady wedge her SUV into this spot. Took her a while but she just backed up until she hit the Chrysler 300 and pushed it back a couple of inches then pulled forward until contacting the BMW and pushed it forward a couple inches. Both cars would rock back into position so she just repeated the exercise until it was in. She hit the cars a total of twelve times, each time moving them a couple of inches.

I just had to get a picture.

My brother lives in Miami (South Beach). Apparently that's SOP for parking down there. They all just back up until they hit the car behind them, and then pull forward until they hit the car ahead. Supposedly, the thinking is "that's what bumpers are for". Yeah, maybe in 1975, but not today when a bumper repair and repaint can cost upwards of $500, depending on the car.

jayman · 08-03-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by xmicro_Redline

Maybe she didn't even bump the other 2 cars and she just has mad skills!

This Definately Calls for a Banana in the Tailpipe!

Sounds like hot-lovin' night at the XMicro household

LANDSCAPE · 08-03-2007, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by YellowSky

BTW the car in front is a volvo...

I thought so, as well as the car in the back is NOT a chrysler 300. not certain what it is but the 300 has a tall flatter front, not a sloped one like that.

08-02-2007, 08:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
OldmansSky Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Oldtown, Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 89 My Photos: (0)	Why I won't parallel park... Cause I watch this lady wedge her SUV into this spot. Took her a while but she just backed up until she hit the Chrysler 300 and pushed it back a couple of inches then pulled forward until contacting the BMW and pushed it forward a couple inches. Both cars would rock back into position so she just repeated the exercise until it was in. She hit the cars a total of twelve times, each time moving them a couple of inches. I just had to get a picture. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Mangu Rangi Kura Pae aka Maybellene 2007 Triple Black Redline 18" Chrome Alloys 5 speed manual (what's the middle pedal for?) OldmansSky (I might be 61yo but my right foot is only 16)

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MidniteBlues Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 3,586 My Photos: (0)	She best be glad I didn't see this biacth do that IF I was parked there. Either way, her SUV gets the aluminum baseball bat treatment, anybody with me?? BYOB--: lol: __________________ 2.4L Midnight Blue, Premium Trim Package, Automatic, Monsoon Pre Audio 1-CD, Std Rear. GMPP CAI, 3M Clear Bra, Splash Guards, Black Top, Fiam Frwy Blastr 2-horn Opel Ant - WR V2 - Flux Capacitor -

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08-02-2007, 10:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
stevemr2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lincolnton, NC Posts: 119 My Photos: (1)	A perfect argument for capital punishment if you ask me.

08-02-2007, 10:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
SKYRCKT Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Villa Rica, Georgia Posts: 694 My Photos: (20)	That is a great photo! What would make it even better is if you could pan out with the camera and see several open parking spaces a few cars away to show the absolute absurd and impatient nature of folks like this. __________________ 07 Sky R/L, bluestone, 5-speed, black interior, spoiler, chrome wheels, RPI GT exhaust, Personal Audio Link (PAL) iPod adapter, Lil Chromies, Opel-style antenna, JPM visor covers, GA license plate: SKYRCKT THE FLAME IS HOTTER WHEN IT'S BLUE!

08-02-2007, 10:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
ihawk95 First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle of Nowhere Illinois Posts: 1,920 My Photos: (0)	How the heck did she even get in there?!? She only has inches!! I can't believe she was able to swing her front end in and not completely clobber the bumper on the BMW! __________________ aka - "Gang Warfare Girl" or GWG Just doing my thingy... :) Root For Soup!!! Sky Sol Sister - 2006 Solstice "Cookie" (I think?? Thanks Skip!! :) ) Delivered 11/30/05 Fully Loaded except XM and On-Star including Perm-a-Grin!

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LANDSCAPE Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Posts: 330 My Photos: (2)	The ideal thing to have done would be to take a good floor jack down there, lift her SUV and move it out into the street and double park it. Then sit back and video the thing getting towed. Put a note on the windshield of the 300 & BMW giving them only the link to the video. Watching it over & over on You Tube: Priceless __________________ Landscape REDLINE #131984 Forest Green / Tan N tires Brake light pulse V2 WR Seat and Lumbar Mod Polished SS IC pipes Color match eng. cover VDI Doors Solo-Mach Lil Chromies, Chrome Domes, Billet Grill Dashhawk Green Neon Underbody

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marlboromike First 2000 Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Marlboro, NJ Posts: 7,126 My Photos: (6)	She must have that new Lexus self parking system... ..not laughing

08-03-2007, 04:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
1812 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Posts: 174 My Photos: (0)	Double park it first, then the 4 flatties. And yes, this post definitely calls for my fave Smilie:

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CJsSky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 437 My Photos: (0)	How about replacing the two cars with a couple of cement trucks. Then watch the video of her trying to get out. Bet that little SUV won't move those a couple intchs. __________________ Maria #284 Midnight Blue Monsoon Sound

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xmicro_Redline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New York Posts: 4,500 My Photos: (1)	Maybe she didn't even bump the other 2 cars and she just has mad skills! This Definately Calls for a Banana in the Tailpipe!

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