Be needin sum help

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Yall knowest that I have two women be livin in my house. Now me bean a single man, well I dun told Melody, iffen yall remember her, well I dun told her till her SSI kicks in she can be livin with me in tha spare bedroom fir $50.00 a week. Her husband comes in after third shift an does help out with tha yard work an all. Well my be needin help is I found this here sling shot I thought till Melody's daughter dun told me it was a thong somethin or other. I told her it liken to be better to put a rock in it and let fly. She did not think it was nun to funny ta bean called her thong a slingshot. I axed her what in tha world it could cover up, it bean so small an she dun said her vittles er vitles er thing bob er downunder an all. Well I reckon I dun got told what it was an now iffen I have any more questions I be axin my forum members....Skip...

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I woke up from a rite nice nap tha other day ta Cera, Melody's daughter axin me where tha changer was. Tha changer bean the channel selector fir the TV. Well I dun opened my eyes ta a blue and green face talkin ta me an I thunk tha Martians had invaded. I screamed an likened ta drop kick her fore she said ...Skip..where is the changer?...I dun found it under me where I fell asleep on it...Fir a second I had my heart stop lookin at what she called a face mask. I called it war paint ....Skip....

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Originally Posted by Skip

Yall knowest that I have two women be livin in my house. Now me bean a single man, well I dun told Melody, iffen yall remember her, well I dun told her till her SSI kicks in she can be livin with me in tha spare bedroom fir $50.00 a week. Her husband comes in after third shift an does help out with tha yard work an all. Well my be needin help is I found this here sling shot I thought till Melody's daughter dun told me it was a thong somethin or other. I told her it liken to be better to put a rock in it and let fly. She did not think it was nun to funny ta bean called her thong a slingshot. I axed her what in tha world it could cover up, it bean so small an she dun said her vittles er vitles er thing bob er downunder an all. Well I reckon I dun got told what it was an now iffen I have any more questions I be axin my forum members....Skip...

Hey skipper were any of them sumtin like this....

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This is like a Jerry Springer/Redneck story line......

[SkyBaby]

Gotta love the Jerry Springer Ho-Down redneck show.... SkyBaby

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I think that 3rd pic is a firefighter arrested for DUI...seriously ...