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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 11-13-2010, 12:36 AM Thread Starter
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Well it finally had to happen. I was at Krogers in Huntsville pushing my cart when I started coughing so bad that I got dizzy and ran into a display of mustard. It was clean up on isle three and then on isle five and then isle twelve. I hit three displays and either moved them a great distance or knocked them over. I was embrassed indeed. I have been going to this same Kroger for twenty years or so. The last time I went I used the electric carts. It took me awhile to learn about in between full blast and stop. It got to the point now that as I use the Electric cart I learned to go beep beep as I back up so that I do not run over anyone. I also when going around a corner go SKIRRT and people will look up and laugh. I have not been able to get the cart on two wheels going around corners yet but I am trying. I also found out that iffen you go in reverse and then snap it forward it will not do wheel stands. Hey I am trying to bring a little laugh to peoples lives at my expense. Now these people that run the store know me by my first name and know about me having Pulmonary Fibrosis. They are very accommodating to me and my idiosyncrasy. Just trying to keep everyone up to my slow ass speed......Skip.....

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It's time for you to get a DRIVERS LICENSE...and stop sexting while in the aisles...those HOOTERS on those check out girls r making you blind sided.
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Oh hey! I think we can"Mod" that thing for ya Skip!
Hows about some nice white wall tires??
Man..sounds like.you be driftin' that thing pretty good already!


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I swear I can hear management up front saying OMG, Skip has got an Electric cart today. Yes Krogers knows when I am in the store. The seniors like me, like my style and are starting to copy it for the dang young whippersnappers.....hehehehe.....Skip.....

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It's time for you to get a DRIVERS LICENSE...and stop sexting while in the aisles...those HOOTERS on those check out girls r making you blind sided.
At age sixty I live for Hooters.....Skip....

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At age sixty I live for Hooters.....Skip....
I have a cure for that, but I couldn't send it to you here, something about some silly posting rule.

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At age sixty I live for Hooters.....Skip....
At your age...if they gave u a feel...u may die at HOOTERS. And since I am 66, I will go FIRST.
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At your age...if they gave u a feel...u may die at HOOTERS. And since I am 66, I will go FIRST.
I am 69 and going to out live you both because I am staying out of Hooters.

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Never really made it to Hooters in the past five years but go to Krogers at least once a week and see all the hooters I want . And yes I have been known to strike up conversations very easily with the females at Krogers and not just the older ones either. At my age you have to be outspoken or the women pass as ships in the night.....Skip.....

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It's time for you to get a DRIVERS LICENSE...and stop sexting while in the aisles...those HOOTERS on those check out girls r making you blind sided.
did MM actually say "sexting"

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OMG...this thread is hilarious!!! Ships passing in the night... Bahahahahaha!!!

Oh Skip...thanks for the e-mails! I think about you quite a bit and wonder how you are getting along! Glad to see you're still your usual spunky self!

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Hey Skippy.....do those electric carts have room for your pee bags?

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Hey Skippy.....do those electric carts have room for your pee bags?
I tant got bladder problems. I have breathing problems....I piss a pretty good stream. I gots your picture in my bushes and I stand back about four feet and let it rip. Hit the bulls eye every time....Skip...

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I tant got bladder problems. I have breathing problems....I piss a pretty good stream. I gots your picture in my bushes and I stand back about four feet and let it rip. Hit the bulls eye every time....Skip...
And he can spell his name in YELLOW everytime.
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I know a guy who actually did that to someone he hated!

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