A Bird Poopes on my SKY

time to break out the b b gun

Confusious say, bird pooping on Sky from in sky better than bird on Sky pooping in Sky.

What ever you do, don't let it sit on the surface long! Between the heat and the acidic bird mess, it can etch your Sky's surface real fast. I always carry some Wax As You Dry and a microfiber to hit the nasty spot if I'm too far from home.

The bird has good taste on where to go.....

I think a law should be passed prohibiting Birds from pooping on newer model cars.

I mean, there are so many beaters to poop on....

KanMan said:

A bird pooped on my Sky today --- if I catch it, it's gonna be a dead birdie. :brentil:

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Hey Sh*t happens......
OAKVILLESKY

SkyBos said:

I think a law should be passed prohibiting Birds from pooping on newer model cars.

I mean, there are so many beaters to poop on....

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Enforced by death penalty without trials for the offending birds? What to do when there's a group of 'em and you can't tell which one did it! :lol:

Bird Ca Ca

That was the birds way of saying GOOD LUCK with you're new ride.
deep down you know the bird wishes he could drive but would have trouble seeing over the wheel.

They are watching and waiting............................

maddogg015 said:

time to break out the b b gun

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I would use my 410 shotgun, very effective. More killing power

thanks

I read that and just had a laughing fit, THANKS

Kimberly
ChiliSKy

Ok.. is what ya do,,,,, go around your neighborhood.... get all the kids... ages 9-.. heck..... 99... give them all a RED RIDER.... and tell them it is open season.. on.. ANY BIRD THAT COMES WITHIN A BLOCK OR SO OF YOUR BABY..... then... pay them off with.... the ding ding man treats...... kids will do anything for ice cream.... Heck.... i like birds.. BUT.. if one gets my baby... i will recruit my boys to ... ah..... take care of it!!! so to speak... Ok.. enough... i think i am tired... Hope to see YA ALL AT MY BBQ THIS WEEKEND.... AND THE SKY SHOW ON JULY 15... IN DOWNERS GROVE, ILLINOIS....SkyBaby-07

ChiliSky said:

I read that and just had a laughing fit, THANKS

Kimberly
ChiliSKy

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Howdy Chili..... long time, no see.... How ya been?..... some of the stuff they come up with here.... LOVE IT..... SkyBaby-07

wt2ga said:

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Wow --- does that stuff do a good job ? Lot of birds around here and outside at work............

KanMan said:

Wow --- does that stuff do a good job ? Lot of birds around here and outside at work............

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Sorry I have never tried it......yet
http://www.yourluckyparrot.com/page2.html

............."Click Here to Shop"
............."Poop Off" on the left side

Let us know how it works .... if you try some....:brentil:

SkyBos said:

I think a law should be passed prohibiting Birds from pooping on newer model cars.

I mean, there are so many beaters to poop on....

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I love it, couldnt agree more.....:lol:

Glad you agree!

I have an Aztek in my Driveway, too. I'm gonna put a sign on top of it "hey, if you really gotta go--do it HERE". I'm still waiting for my Sky, but why do I just KNOW the birds will poop all over the Sky, and leave the Ugly B--t Aztek Flawlesss!