Are you driving your new Sky or Solstice almost constantly? When you walk away from your new Sky or Solstice, do you feel anxious, nervous and depressed? Do you dream of driving your new Sky or Solstice only to wake up sitting in your Sky or Solstice in your Pajamas?
You're not alone. Thousands (okay, maybe just over a thousand) suffer from this same afliction. Sky/Solstice Motoring Infectious and Lingering Enjoyment Syndrome (SSMILES) is not your fault. The onset of SSMILES can even happen to those who have yet to purchase a Saturn Sky or Pontiac Solstice. Loss of sleep, loss of productivity at work, and a newfound drive to...well...drive are all symptoms of SSMILES.
The good news is, there is help. SSMILES support groups are begining to spring up across the country. These groups, using the name "car clubs" to reduce the stigma associated with joining a support group, can help you feel better about your SSMILES because you can share your SSMILES with others that have SSMILES. When joining these SSMILES groups, you will find the time to appreciate and bask in the fellow SSMILES members' Skys and Solstices while reducing the amount of time you spend driving your own Sky or Solstice.
Yes, many suffer blissfully unaware from SSMILES every day. While there is no cure and we doubt any SSMILES sufferes would accept one even if there was, SSMILES support groups...I mean "Car Clubs" around the country are becoming available and helping SSMILES patients around the country every day.
Isn't it time you got help with your SSMILES?