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I have been informed by Cerberus and Bogie that the techies are working on the problem. Now you and I know that the techies like their weekends off too. So it might take them a little longer to get it up. I told them Viagra does a damn good job butt that went right over the techies head. Besides I have taken the advice of someone and gone back to the begining of 2010 and pulling the BD greetings from that. It might not catch any newbies that have signed on but I am leaving the newbies to the man who LOVES all newbies Mike of Marlboro....He also adores Bluestone colored Skys.....Skip.....:):D:)
 

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I am leaving the newbies to the man who LOVES all newbies Mike of Marlboro....He also adores Bluestone colored Skys.....Skip.....:):D:)
It's a New Year...bring them on...but they have to wait till SPRING...to damn cold up here...they r expecting another 2 feet this Tuesday...and my paint gun does not work in the cold...neither do other parts of this decrepit old body...:lol: Where r those little blue pills Skip?
 

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It's a New Year...bring them on...but they have to wait till SPRING...to damn cold up here...they r expecting another 2 feet this Tuesday...and my paint gun does not work in the cold...neither do other parts of this decrepit old body...:lol: Where r those little blue pills Skip?
Mike of Marlboro, I have at least six inches of snow on the ground down here and that is more than I got between my legs. I know cause I went outside to measure it and I did not hit bottom, so I dun pulled up my pants and went back inside ta get my ruler. It dun said about five and one half inches. Now Mike of Marlboro besides Viagra is there anything ta make me bigger besides a bamboo pole? Just asking my friend. As I get older everything just keeps on getting smaller. I dun undergrowed at least two inches an am now five foot five inches. My ding dong has gotton smaller too. I can't measure it cause it be too dang small all the time. What do I do Mike of Marlboro. Put a splint on it an call it a day?.....Just asking ....Skip......:):D:)
 

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Now comes the moment of truth. It is early on a Monday morning. It is the tenth of January. I said that I would drop out as Birthday Greeter because of the calendar not being updated. I have asked and demanded that this be upgraded. What should I do? Well iffen I was to hold true to my word I would quit as Birthday Greeter after five years of doing it. On the other hand no one works on this forum on the weekend. The next Birthday happens to be a guy who is Law in Florida and that is a way off. So being true to my word I have only one recourse and that is to not be the Lifetime Birthday Greeter any more. I guess it has come down to the wire and I say ado to being the Birthday Greeter......Skip.....:):D:)
 

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Now Mike of Marlboro besides Viagra is there anything ta make me bigger besides a bamboo pole? Just asking my friend. As I get older everything just keeps on getting smaller. My ding dong has gotton smaller too. I can't measure it cause it be too dang small all the time. What do I do Mike of Marlboro. Put a splint on it an call it a day?.....Just asking ....Skip......:):D:)
So not to move this thread to the Frontier, only one solution for a DEAD DING DONG....do what HEFFNER has done...got himself a 23 year old, signed a pre nup...and his DING DONG works again, GUARANTEED...but iffen there r no 23 year olds in Alabama, find GRANDMA and stand in the isle at Walmart. See if she is buying K-Y.
 

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So not to move this thread to the Frontier, only one solution for a DEAD DING DONG....do what HEFFNER has done...got himself a 23 year old, signed a pre nup...and his DING DONG works again, GUARANTEED...but iffen there r no 23 year olds in Alabama, find GRANDMA and stand in the isle at Walmart. See if she is buying K-Y.
It does not matter any more. I am no longer the Lifetime Birthday Greeter. I am just an Official Resident Redneck who does not give a Sjit about BD Greetings.....Skip.......:):D:)
 

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It does not matter any more. I am no longer the Lifetime Birthday Greeter. I am just an Official Resident Redneck who does not give a Sjit about BD Greetings.....Skip.......:):D:)
We have found the Fountain of Youth...no more aging. Ponce DeLeon was looking in the wrong State. :lol: He missed the landing just by a few miles West.
 

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Well I think all this birthday crap is a bunch of hooey...:willy::jester:

Iffen anybody wanna know who's birthday it is, all dey gotta due is look at the dagburn calendar..:cheers::skep::rolleyes:
 

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So not to move this thread to the Frontier, only one solution for a DEAD DING DONG....do what HEFFNER has done...got himself a 23 year old, signed a pre nup...and his DING DONG works again, GUARANTEED...but iffen there r no 23 year olds in Alabama, find GRANDMA and stand in the isle at Walmart. See if she is buying K-Y.
OMG...I nearly wet my pants!!! You 2 are terrible!!!! :rofl: :bow: :rofl:

MM, shouldn't take him long to find that! Have you seen the People of Wal-Mart lately! Skip could have his pick of fine specimens!! :thumbs:
 

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Well I think all this birthday crap is a bunch of hooey...:willy::jester:

Iffen anybody wanna know who's birthday it is, all dey gotta due is look at the dagburn calendar..:cheers::skep::rolleyes:
There is no calendar....Skip....
 

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Objective: Obtain a position as a Birthday greeter.

Skills:
* 5 years of Experience as a Pain In The A$$ to SkyRoasters.com Newbies.
* Most of the time being confuse with problem solving on Saturn Sky Automobiles.
* So-so communication skills with the ability not to yell a anyone when under pressure.
* Great ability to provide New Jersey Bagels on Kappa Meets and Outings .
* Very energetic, hardworking on his computer posting messages with low degree of caring for his fellow Kappa Brothers and Sisters.
* Able to lift up to 20 pounds easily of New Jersey Yellow Snow.
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This thread is too freaking much! :rofl:

Well, I don't qualify for the posted position, so I'm not gonna try!

But I know this...it takes forever to get a pitcher of beer around this place!

Where's my pitcher! :toetap:

If I can't even get a pitcher outta Big Doggie, I have no clue where a calendar is gonna come from!
 

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Since I am no longer the Lifetime Birthday Greeter and I do not use the calendar anymore for Birthday Greetings, I ask the Moderators to close this thread. Politely ....Thank You.....Skip......:lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme::lockme:
 

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Hi y'all!!!

Thread closed as requested...

BA... :lockme:
 
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