More about Vin
Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea
Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions poop themselves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.
Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
There are two types of people in this world: the dead, and those who have not yet met Vin Diesel.
Nine out of every ten married women admit to having had an affair with Vin Diesel. The other 1 in 10 didn't survive the foreplay.
It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
(just some borrowed bits from
www.4q.cc to lighten things up)