I was wrong! One of my friends was out car shopping and told me he'd seen a whole bunch of Skys parked on the lot in Medford. We immediately changed course and found 3 Skys there (last week they had only one). I asked a salesman and was told that a truck showed up loaded with Skys that were to be delivered all over the region. The cars had to be offloaded to get theirs off, then put back on to go deliver the rest. No idea why the truvk went all the way out to Medford first...
Saturn of Medford now has a triple black Sky sitting on the showroom floor available for sale with a $1799 appearance package that includes window etching, chemical protection, and rubber floor mats. Of course, no one has any idea where my freaking car is.